Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
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Doctor, how can you ask of River to understand that you need to die when you prefered to erase Donna’s memory than let her die, like she wanted to? Like she was supposed to?
That’s what Dalek Caan said, The Most Faithful One. she should die, but no, you had to strip her out of her every memory of you.
Don’t expect that of River if when it came to you, you chose not to kill the one you loved either.
Because Donna was one person, the Doctor dying was a fixed place in time that needed to happen and the whole of time and space was collapsing because she refused to kill him
you gotta think of the greater good here
while I do believe it could’ve been better for Donna to die, she also had a whole life to live and erasing her memories allowed her to do that without living like Rose or Sarah Jane did, feeling like nothing in her life could amount to her being with the Doctor
“Totally worth it.” -Trees
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okay so i was looking through this history of art book that i have and this was in it and the fact that this was in a book full of classic masterpieces is really funny to me because i am immature
so in 1919, a guy named Marcel Duchamp drew a mustache and beard on a Mona Lisa reproduction and wrote down L.H.O.O.Q underneath it which when pronounced in french is “Elle a chaud au cul” which apparently translates into “she has a hot ass”
how very classy
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so I went shopping today with two girls and I need to remind myself never to do that again because there was a lot of waiting time while they tried stuff on so here’s what I sent my friend while I was waiting
Hello, this is Connor sending this message from outside the Papaya dressing rooms! It’s awfully dangerous out here and I’m not sure I’ll make it out alive, whether I die from being trampled or of boredom waiting for Kinsey and Andrea, I’m not sure. It was fantastic knowing you. This is Connor, signing off for possibly the last time.
Connor here, I’ve moved locations into Charlotte Russe and am now in the same predicament, but instead of the fear of being trampled, I’m afraid of going deaf! That’s right, Justin Bieber is on the radio! Not sure how I made it through Papaya, but this will surely be my end. This is Connor, signing off. Stay classy.
Not sure how I made it out of that last one, but it seems as if I’m on a lucky streak! Let’s hope it holds for the duration of the trip. This is Connor, reporting from inside Cotton On, a store that apparently Kinsey and Andrea hold in high regards. They’re not trying on too much, so this definitely isn’t the worst trip on the map. This is Connor, signing off. Until next time.
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
